Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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