I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Randomize
