Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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