More tranny stories later!
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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