He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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go home
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
