I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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