Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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