i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
