yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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