does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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