Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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