I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
the liver wants what the liver wants
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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