And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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