if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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