I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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