Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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