my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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