Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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