he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
