yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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