There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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