Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
where am i from again
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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