Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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