Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
