she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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