Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
