Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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