worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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