Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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