he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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