S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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