He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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