She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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