I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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