I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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