You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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