I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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