we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Let's get the cat blown out
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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