Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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