What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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