Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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