so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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