How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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