East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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