I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
the gays at disneyland are vicious
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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