Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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