sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
two words...techno handjob
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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