why didn't you poke me back
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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