eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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