BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
this will be a night to untag.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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