normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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