i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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