I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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