I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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