Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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