Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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