there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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