Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
