It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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